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Sage Employee Says Guac Will Cost You Extra

Sources reported that after bewilderedly looking for the final condiment to put on your soft taco at lunch today and failing, you asked a SAGE employee when more guacamole would be coming out only to find out that it had been available the whole time—it just costs extra.

“The guacamole will cost about $1.80 extra,” the SAGE employee told a visibly concerned you, “is that OK?”

At press time, eyewitnesses stated that you continued to add guacamole to your meal, unfazed by the added cost.